Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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