so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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