How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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