Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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