the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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