So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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