Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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