My cat gives me a boner
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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