try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You were trust falling into bushes
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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