put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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