im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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