Sponge bath it is.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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