ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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