Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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