i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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