How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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