is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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