I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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