Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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