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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:51am

    I had to look up what a Segway was (don't have them in the UK). Was hoping it was some kind of unicorn esque creature. Turns out it's not. Are they solely for people too fat to ride a bike?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:47pm

    I've seen this in DC, but it was a real cop. Haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:09am

    @10:17 a guy my freshman year in college got expelled for not stopping when a campus cop told him to (the cop was on a bike). You're a fucking idiot if you don't pull over and he can get your license plate.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:12am

    Hfsgtrfwf

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:12am

    Firrrrrrrrrrssssssst

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    Submitted by jakinabox87 on Jan 17, 10 at 5:54pm

    I didn't know they had cell towers in the UP...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 8:48pm

    First

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:17am

    LMFAO whoever pulled over is a straight bitch How the fuck u gon stop for a segway

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:26pm

    Gob rode a Segway all the time in Arrested Development, if people are confused about what it is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:08pm

    Dude i wouldn't be able to take the policeman seriously!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:15pm

    How the he'll was je riding one if those in da U.P.?there's too much snow..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:13am

    FUCK THA PO-LICE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:42am

    Literally????

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      Submitted by thedude1 on Jan 18, 10 at 7:34pm

      yes literally you douche. since literally means actually and is not an exaggeration like most pretentious snobs think it is, she/he is 100% correct. one of the few people that use literally correctly.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:03am

    blow him. it always works.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:22pm

    And for people who aren't cool enough for bikes