Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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