Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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Inconspicuously
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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