im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I want a musical about memes.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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