Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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