so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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