i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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