I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so let's talk penis.
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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