they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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