I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize