Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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