yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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