Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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