It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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