I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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