quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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