return my video game
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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