If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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