I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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