I wanna bring you to show and tell
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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