It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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