You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There r osticjed everywhere
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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