This girl is more easily done than said...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize