have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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