Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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