Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up under a house in Key West
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