At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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