Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize