A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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