They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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