So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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