I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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