Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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